Archive for the ‘Martial Arts Humor’ Category

Will women power sumo wrestling into the Olympics?

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

Bet you didn’t see that MMA topic coming, did ya? Believe it or not, women’s sumo is becoming a very prominent and respected sport in Japan.

The ancient line of thinking claimed that sumo culture was exclusively for men and that female sumo wrestling would “contaminate” the sacred ring, the dohyo, with its “impurity.” Thankfully, old prejudices are disappearing.

The International Olympic Committee only considers introducing new sports that allow both genders to compete. As a result, women’s sumo has started growing in Japan. The nation hopes to host the 2020 Olympic Games and, if it does, sumo could be featured prominently.

More and more women are competing in sumo; the number in Japan is reportedly in the hundreds now but should keep growing into the thousands. The rules are the same; the grappling begins with a head-on collision followed by an epic struggle to push each other out of the ring. The only real difference between men’s and women’s sumo, naturally, is that female competitors aren’t topless.

According to an article I read in the New York Times, women’s sumo is no joke. Shinasku Takeuchi, head of the Women’s Sumo Federation, says “women’s sumo is becoming even more vicious than the men’s.”

The amateur competition is becoming more sophisticated. Girls can go to high school or college in Japan on a sumo scholarship and compete in women-only events like the All-Japan Women’s Sumo Championships.

Will we see women’s sumo in the Olympics one day? Hard to say. It’s still a long shot in my mind. It’s possible that the growth in popularity could just be viewed as Japan developing an agenda – deliberately pouring resources into women’s sumo just to get the sport into the Olympics and not because it wants to give female athletes an opportunity they deserve. For the dream to become a reality, we’ll need to see a more prominent sumo presence across other nations. Many European countries compete and excel in sumo but don’t seem to get the same media attention as Japanese competitors. Until they do, we may not see sumo in the Olympics.

Pillow Fight League ~ Toronto, Ontario

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Do you have mad pillow-fighting skills? Do you dream of becoming professional pillow fighter?  Do you have a secret pillow fight club name? If you answered yes to any of these questions, it’s time to start fluffing and head over to The Pillow Fight League (PFL) tryouts held in downtown Toronto. 

Running until the end of June, tryouts are not for the faint of heart.  Novitiates will need to be in top fighting form as they’ll be run through a gauntlet of pillow-swinging drills that will put their cardio, stamina and pillow talk technique to the test. 

In addition, contenders will need to complete a 6 page questionnaire; no doubt to determine if pillow-related allergies exist.   Only those with the “eye of the tiger” and “right ‘pillow’ stuff will be called back.

Bring Your Own Pillow* (BYOP).

Thinking of hosting your own massive pillow fight, but not sure where to begin?  If so, click here.

*Must be a minimum of 19 years old and female ~ sorry guys.

Martial Arts Humor

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

For those interested in the lighter side of Martial Arts, check out ‘The Foot Fist Way’, now available in video.

True to its name, it’s a mix of ‘kicking feet’ and ‘punching fists’ with just the right amount of  humor, albeit dark in nature.

The plot revolves around a delusional, out of shape mullet-clad small town Taekdwondo instructor; a legend in his own mind and self-proclaimed “king of the demo” (Taekwondo demonstrations to be exact), all reinforced by the awe-struck and impressionable students he surrounds himself with and that buy into his own propaganda.

All the while modeling himself after his hero, Chuck “The Truck” Wallace, a B-movie Martial Arts star – some may draw comparisons to Chuck Norris.

More of a Martial Arts Mocumentary, it does for Martial Arts what Spinal Tap did for Rock ‘N Roll.  I could go on, but it’s best to watch this movie.

Martial Arts Club Directory Serving the communities of Acton, Ajax, Aurora, Barrie, Belleville, Bolton, Bowmanville, Bradford, Brampton, Brantford, Brockville, Burlington, Cambridge, Chatham, Cornwall, Elliot Lake, Etobicoke, Georgetown, Guelph, Halton, Hamilton, Kanata, Kingston, Kitchener, Lindsay, Leamington, Listowel, London, Markham, Midland, Milton, Mississauga,  Newmarket, Niagara Falls, North Bay, North York, Oakville, Orangeville, Orillia, Oshawa, Ottawa, Owen Sound, Peel Region, Peterborough, Pickering, Richmond Hill, Sarnia, Scarborough, Sault Ste. Marie, St. Thomas, St. Catharines, Stratford, Sudbury, Thornhill, Thunder Bay, Timmins, Toronto, Trenton, Vaughan, Waterloo, Welland, Windsor, Woodbridge, Woodstock, York, York Region Ontario Canada